Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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