I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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