just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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