I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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