yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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