All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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