Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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