Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
