I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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