Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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