drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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