At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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