If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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