I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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