I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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