so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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