We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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