In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Found the puke drawer
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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