take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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