Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
His nipple licking is glorious
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