Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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