just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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