Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
