I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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