Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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