Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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