so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
