Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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