i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
