It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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