I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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