Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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