FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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