we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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