Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You are a genius and a whore.
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