I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost