At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.