I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I believe in your delicious