guess who came home with a hottie last night
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.