she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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