Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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