I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just want nice things and good sex
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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