We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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