Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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