ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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