Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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