new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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