One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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