Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I love you.
Bad choice
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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