Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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