i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
