He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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