This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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