I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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