She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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