haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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