Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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