love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
