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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
4 words: hood of his car
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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