dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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